Shakira is the Artist of the Year.
Shakira is coming to Harvard. Shakira will announce my group. We will dance on the very stage that she's standing on. I've spent the last 24 hours or so dancing around like an excited young lass while watching her videos and listening to her music on repeat.
Especially the video for her song "Gypsy." Hello smokin' hott Rafael Nadal.
|Nadal+Shakira =too much attractiveness to handle|
Also, what I didn't mention before is that Shakira is extra fierce because she's short. In fact, she's 5'2". Which is only 3 inches taller than me. So here's the plan.
1. Wow Shakira with my rockin' dance moves during Cultural Rhythms.
2. Connect with Shakira on the basis of our heights. She'll notice that I'm tiny and that she's (less) tiny. Then, she'll have an epiphany that she needs more tiny in her music videos and stage performances. She will realize that I am precisely the sort of tiny that she needs.
3. Drop out of school and start my awesome career as one of Shakira's backup dancers. My hips will not lie.
|And then I'll chill with Wyclef.|