|An accurate representation of how|
much I'm enjoying my time here.
Sleeping - Dude a table over from me (wearing formal attire) has been snoozing for the last three hours. He keeps waking up, looking around, and readjusting to nap in a different position. Gazes longingly at the (empty) comfortable lounge chairs in the corner of the room. Sets his head back down on the wooden table and nods off again.
**Yeah, I know this isn't an unusual in a college library, but he came in, napped on and off for three hours, and left.
Rolling cigarettes and drinking Kombucha - Stahp, hipster. Your loose tobacco looks like cat nip.
Jamming - Earphones in, no work out, sitting at a desk four stories below the ground level. Questionable character.
Acting all old school - Like, actually old though. Fifty-something year old man next to me has a MacBook Pro in front of him, he's writing on a legal pad with a mechanical pencil and switching back and forth between two pairs of glasses. Acquire bifocals.
Strolling - Lady stands up, already looking a little odd wearing her earmuffs indoors. Lady takes a lap around the reading room, stopping every once in a while to read book spines or snoop on working students. Lady gazes pensively out a window, probs contemplating her limitless soul and the nature of humanity (she stood there for a while). Lady sits in a cushioned chair and takes a 5 minute power nap(?). Go home, Lady.
Gymnastics - Seriously, someone is using a chair like a ballet bar and stretching her hamstrings.
Blogging - What am I even doing here? This paper is due like, soon.