- Shorty (I won't, for the record, accept "Shawty")
- Wee one
- Little April
- Small Fry
- Little one
Friday, September 17, 2010
Various Names that I've Adopted
So, you see that I'm small. And decide to give me a cute name, because we give cute names to other small things (like kittens). But the thing is, I've heard them all before. I'm genuinely sorry if I don't give a surprised smile upon being called "Shorty." The truth is, it's simply not that original. So for the record, I'll make up a list of things that names I've been endowed over the years. I like to be surprised, so when you next comment on my height, mix up the vocab.