Friday, September 17, 2010

Various Names that I've Adopted

So, you see that I'm small. And decide to give me a cute name, because we give cute names to other small things (like kittens). But the thing is, I've heard them all before. I'm genuinely sorry if I don't give a surprised smile upon being called "Shorty." The truth is, it's simply not that original. So for the record, I'll make up a list of things that names I've been endowed over the years. I like to be surprised, so when you next comment on my height, mix up the vocab.
  • Shorty (I won't, for the record, accept "Shawty")
  • Wee one
  • Little April
  • Small Fry
  • Little one
  • Tiny
You get the general idea. Let's get creative people.

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